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The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

 

Salma Hayek's Boobs Speak German

Salma Hayek's Boobs Speak German

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

 

Bush is a god

Bush is a god

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

 

Engine Troubles? Nah…

Engine Troubles? Nah…

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

 

Believe in Airbrushing

Believe in Airbrushing

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

 

Oh Harry Potter

Oh Harry Potter

Ew, no he's not sexy. I'm shuddering as we speak.

 

Lindsay's Cut Wrist

Lindsay's Cut Wrist

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.