Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!

Hey, Turtle, call my shell-phone, we'll talk!