Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

The only way you can complain about this picture is that 1 second before and after this picture was taken you could probably see her nipple, which would have been nice.

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Sienna Miller is pissed about nudie pics leaking from the set of Hippie Hippie Shake. In fairness the boobs and "hippie garden" will be covered during a CGI drug trip.

Sienna Miller doesn't like America, and her itty bitty titties share those thoughts. Looking back, we couldn't find any pictures of her, in which she wasn't topless.

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

Lindsay dyed her hair lighter to a strawberry blond. The firecrotch is back!

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.