OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Michael Phelps' Dad

Michael Phelps' Dad

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

 

Brook Hogan's Implants Will Play Frisbee With You, Too

Brook Hogan's Implants Will Play Frisbee With You, Too

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.

 

Midgets Hate Exercise!

Midgets Hate Exercise!

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

 

Midgets Give Good Hand

Midgets Give Good Hand

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

 

Denice Rodman Plays with Midgets

Denice Rodman Plays with Midgets

…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them

 

Paris Parties with Midgets

Paris Parties with Midgets

Seriously, you know you're awesome when you're partying with midgets. My friends had better take note: I want midgets at my birthday party!

 

Midget KISS

Midget KISS

These little guys REALLY need the Kiss boots.

 

Metal Midget

Metal Midget

Heavy Metal fans come in all shapes and sizes.