Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

We can't figure out why the paparazzi would take a picture of Jeff Goldblum taking his shirt off and it looks like Jeff is wondering the same thing himself. Maybe it was a "Earth Girls Are Easy" fan.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night, only to find this creature rummaging through your trash bin? Ewww!

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

The Cavemen did nothing to advance their "kind" as they left The Ivy this weekend. Although we don't really know what the middle finger meant back then.

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.

Funny looking people are the happiest people on earth.