She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

If you don't have good dreams, Bagel, you got nightmares.

Which is another way of saying, "Justice has been served!"

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Thread cat has manic eyes.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!