Now shut up.

You people are crazy.

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?