The power of make-up.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

Sylar and Peter Petrelli can't compete with the power of Claire Bennett's two growing "superheroes".

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Hovercat is able to hover at incredible speeds, powered only by tuna flavored snack cakes and blades of grass. TO THE FUTURE!

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

Barry Bonds passed Hank Aaron last night. There is still no evidence that this should raise suspicion.

Natalie Portman's sheer dress can't protect her nips from the power of the force... of flashbulbs!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

We've heard of horse power, but Chicken Power? That is crazy! Right? RIGHT? HELLO?