This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to will your boobs to grow.

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Put your hands in the air where we can see them, so that we may also see your boobs.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

Natalie Portman's sheer dress can't protect her nips from the power of the force... of flashbulbs!

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

A Boston bomb squad member removes an Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotional sign from infrastructure. They're stupid.

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)

Everytime you read a Chuck Norris fact somebody thinks you're a loser.