Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Sure to relax even the fussiest of adult men.

Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!

Even on the train, Japanese men have a strategy for getting an eyeful of panty. Klassy.

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!

This diagram is completely scientifical 'n' stuff.

The good news is, he's sponsored by Visine!

Some men have extremely tall hair. We salute them!

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

This man hates his wife? Does that make him a hater! Boo!