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Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.
"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"
I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.
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