We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

A recent stint at a celebrity volleyball game revealed the Desperate Housewife's chalupa. And there's a mole on it.

Frankenstein's monster and Frankenstein's tranny. The perfect match.

I love the XXX-Games. I'm a pro-BMXXXer. Hee hee.

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

I got my nails did! They match my bong now!