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This Mom Gets Freaky

This Mom Gets Freaky

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

 

Louis Vuitton Pimpin'

Louis Vuitton Pimpin'

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

 

Internet Dating is Totally Safe

Internet Dating is Totally Safe

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

 

Courtney Love More Dead Than Kurt

Courtney Love More Dead Than Kurt

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.

 

Your Pussy is Starring at Me…

Your Pussy is Starring at Me…

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

 

Gene Simmons and Amanda Lepore

Gene Simmons and Amanda Lepore

Frankenstein's monster and Frankenstein's tranny. The perfect match.

 

Those Shoes Don't Match!

Those Shoes Don't Match!

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

 

Fake Nails - Fancy Glass

Fake Nails - Fancy Glass

I got my nails did! They match my bong now!

 

Eat Me

Eat Me

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.