Keanu Blinds Himself

Keanu Blinds Himself

One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.

 

Kim Kardashian in Lingerie

Kim Kardashian in Lingerie

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

 

Hilary Duff-nets

Hilary Duff-nets

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

 

Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam

Mass exodus from a huge outdoor concert? People flocking to visit Paris Hilton in jail? Hard to say....

 

Sarah Silverman in Maxim

Sarah Silverman in Maxim

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

 

Designer Rapist

Designer Rapist

Early accounts of the mass number of women he raped were severely underestimated.

 

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