Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Mary Louise Parker helped promote her show Weeds by posing naked. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.

Mariah Carey's slated to be on the March cover of Playboy. Who got paid more, Mariah, or the photo-retoucher?

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

Yes, but how old do you have to be?