"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

I bet the 30 seconds it would have taken to put on his pants might have spared him *some* humiliation. And scrapes.

...And he's still an ugly man. Booyah!

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!

White people are always keeping the black man down.

Made especially for three-legged men.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

Pink is a man that every confused dyke can go for.

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!