Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Lucky microphone.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

This guy's guardian angel must have been riding shotgun – because he got REALLY lucky!!

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

Innocent little Nicole on her U of AZ "Cat Card." Charming!

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

Sure doesn't feel un-lucky.

That is the luckiest beer can holder ever.

Babies are so lucky.