Fergie Flies Low

Fergie Flies Low

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

 

Low and to the Left

Low and to the Left

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

 

Larry Birkhead's Anna Tattoo

Larry Birkhead's Anna Tattoo

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

 

Anna Nicole Death Photo

Anna Nicole Death Photo

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

 

Skid-Mark Safe

Skid-Mark Safe

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

 

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