Doggy style.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

Of course she loves the cereal that is "fun to munch because it keeps its crunch".

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

A SNES built into a wooden system! The environmentalists will love this!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

We here at LG love something's and sticks. When we heard they were combining them, we jumped on the bandwagon.

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?