Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

It's like looking into Lindsay Lohan's future.

Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!

Just in time for her relapse, Lindsay's in the new GQ!

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

When you're playing a stripper in a movie, you gotta do your homework. Lindsay Lohan seen leaving a stripper dance class in LA.

When you can't quit… Adequite.

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

The amazing things you can do with Photoshop….

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

This is the kinda technology that the paparazzi need. Turn into a camera, take some photos of Britney's crotch, then transform into a car and drive away when Linsday Lohan tries to hit you with her car.

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

Lindsay Lohan channels Flashdance in this stupid leotard.

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.