As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.

Look not even Rosie O'Donnell was this happy when she revealed she was a lesbian and you're not a good actress, so what's the deal?

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

There are many things she does better than acting, smoking is one of them.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.

They can take the booze out of the drunk but they can't take the fun out of the fun bags.

Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Why is Lohan dressed like a civilian from some Orwellian novel? Those silver shorts are mighty dykish looking. Shame, you know better.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

When Lindsay Lohan partied at PURE this past weekend, backers for her upcoming movie with Shirley Mclaine decided she was too volatile, and pulled the plug on the film.

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

At least we know Lindsay wears underwear!

For some reason I don't think this is part of her normal dressing routine. Or maybe it is!