We like it when Linday Lohan tries on shoes. And so do you.

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Okay, we like Lindsay Lohan again. SUE US.

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

And her "precious" is a nice heaping pile of cocaine.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

We don't believe in bras either.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

One benefit to Lindsay's lesbian relationship is now she has a partner who really knows how to tweak a nipple just right; since she has access to her own set 24-7.

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.