This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Or at least a well staged photograph.

Looks like the night is over for her.

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

At least they didn't have to photoshop her boobs.

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.