Or at least a well staged photograph.

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

This kid is totally luckly.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.