It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.

Well at least it hasn't been used recently…

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

Amanda Lepore, some sort of tranny, spilled its breasts during a recent red carpet walk. Sex is officially ruined.

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.