Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

You really have to think before you post. Never forget that, fools.

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

She will dip your loved ones in BBQ sauce before she devours them.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.

The only way you can complain about this picture is that 1 second before and after this picture was taken you could probably see her nipple, which would have been nice.

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

"I have such a busy day ahead of me, I have to get these groceries home before they thaw out"

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?