Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.

Marc Jacobs unveiled his new line of Arabian Sheik outerwear. The desert camel toe is ALWAYS a good look.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

I can only assume this guy showed up at the PS3 line outside of Best Buy, trying to taunt the rival gamers. Bravo, sir, your life is complete.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

The rest of the line is, "..can I borrow yours?" Works every time.