Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.

One benefit to Lindsay's lesbian relationship is now she has a partner who really knows how to tweak a nipple just right; since she has access to her own set 24-7.

Hey, you wanna now what else isn't real on The Hills? Audrina's boobs!

Is she forming three chins there? Yes she is but that's how you get the big cannons. Only way to stay skinny and have big boobs is to get implants, which isn't a bad idea Dr. Stevens.

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

Why's it always gotta be one or the other with you Christina?

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Wanna know what else is probably fake on The Hills? Audrina's boobs, and that's just fine with us.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

If your last name is Jolie-Pitt, you're having the best childhood ever.

Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.

An angle more paparazzi should use.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

I believe in the Church of Boobs.

Sum41, more like Sum2bCups.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.