Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

Oh look! That crazy lady has a side coming out of her boobs!

She's definitely less annoying when you can see half her boobs.

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Photographers should really respect the "no boob zone."

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

We also knew that Hannah Montana was sexuality America with her little song and dance routine. So wrong.

We don't believe in bras either.

Do try as hard as these two when getting your picture taken?

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

Kim Kardashian is amazed to find to huge boobs on her chest.

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.