OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Marge Simpson Has Cartoon Boobies

Marge Simpson Has Cartoon Boobies

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

 

Sophia Monk Turns On The Bright Lights

Sophia Monk Turns On The Bright Lights

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

 

Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights

Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

 

Winehouse has Blonde Ambition

Winehouse has Blonde Ambition

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

 

Americans Are Silly

Americans Are Silly

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

 

Fart Lightin' Hotties

Fart Lightin' Hotties

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

 

Mischa Barton Loves the Weed

Mischa Barton Loves the Weed

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!