Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

An executive at Fox has a Hummer with the actual license plate "7 MPG" – now that's pride in wastefulness!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded! Anyone think she looks like an old hag??

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

This man hates his wife? Does that make him a hater! Boo!