Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to choose from; today we have 3!

Jelena Jankovic won Tuesday in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. Jelena is the 2 seed in the tournament but she's #1 in our hearts with that skirt.

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Looking at this "burger" will not only make you sick to your stomach, but there is a probable chance that you just developed type 2 diabetes.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

It seems that Britney needs to take the advice of fellow blonde and use some Proactiv!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!