What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

The Cavemen did nothing to advance their "kind" as they left The Ivy this weekend. Although we don't really know what the middle finger meant back then.

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

'Follow me, everything is alright, I'll be the one to rape you tonight, And if you want to leave, I can guarantee, You won't leave very easily"