I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

The whale that is Aretha Franklin and the pshyco that is Cyndi Lauper were photographed together at the Grammys. What will Britney look like at their age?

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Y'all was yelling at her for always having her mammary glands poking through shirts so she put on a bra. What more do you want?

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

Fat Tranny or Britney? Either way, you lose.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Why does she look like she just reached the end of a 3 week bender?