OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Sophia Monk Still Thinks It's Summer. Thank God.

Sophia Monk Still Thinks It's Summer. Thank God.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

 

Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

 

Jason Biggs Is "Big" As In Fat

Jason Biggs Is

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

 

Wooden GPS for Cavemen

Wooden GPS for Cavemen

Cavemen everywhere will find this attractive, wood laid GPS, the perfect addition when your hunting for women. Or, when you are Corey Feldman.

 

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson to Teach Virgins

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

 

Monkey Tattoo

Monkey Tattoo

With a clever tattoo like that, it's a wonder this guy never gets laid.

 

Don't Fart in the Forest

Don't Fart in the Forest

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!