Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

This is officially the last Tay Zonday joke ever. We swear!

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

If your last name is Jolie-Pitt, you're having the best childhood ever.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

Is this art or a PC fan boy's wet dream? More importantly, can you imagine watching porn on a wall of monitors?!

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.