Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

This is officially the last Tay Zonday joke ever. We swear!

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

Simple math, boys who played with GI Joe action figures are about 20 years older, they now enjoy boobs

If your last name is Jolie-Pitt, you're having the best childhood ever.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

Sylar and Peter Petrelli can't compete with the power of Claire Bennett's two growing "superheroes".

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

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