A motorcycle made of polished wood. It's pretty cool if you are into wood… and shiz.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

Cheeky Charles makes the moves on a lady soldier. Oh, behave!

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

Dita's normally extremely lady-like... and she showed off her lady-parts to prove it!

What would these leading ladies look like bald? We'll show you!

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

Rose hooked up with Robert Rodriguez during filming of Grindhouse. Rodriguez had been married to his wife for 16 years, and has 5 children with her. Sucks to be you, lady!

Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.