If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

Uma Thurman is as scared as you are of whatever is growing in her stomach.

Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.