Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

For the little kid in all of us.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

Celebrities were once children, too, you know! God they're ugly.

Brad & Angelina have an ugly family. Just kidding.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

Rest your head on the face of a mediocre comedian! Just kidding, we love Ben Stiller. Except for Along Came Polly, that movie sucked.

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

Alright kids, say Cheese! BAAAARF!

You should have seen her try to get the bugs off her eyeballs.

Never fear, Kate Moss is off the gack. Hahahahaha, just kidding.

These boys will be grounded until prom.

Why do fat kids always have to be the stupid ones?

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

Well, kid -- how did the doggy's doodoo taste? We'd love to know!

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?