Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

That thing could suck you up and you would never be seen again. Now you know what Rosie's adopted kids feel like.

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Listen kids, love will not keep you together. Crack might, just look at Whitney and Bobby at Joe's Crab Shack

...And he's still an ugly man. Booyah!

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

You Damn Kids!

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

They say they're hanging out for their kids' benefit. I say they're screwing.

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.