This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

The Police Academy is a rough place nowadays.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

This new F1 lawnmower is built for speed, comfort and the expedient removal of your limbs.

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

These boots kick ass! Literally! Err, but if you took them off and put them on your hand, they could *literally* punch you in the face.

This unfortunate chap got gored in the arse during the running of the bulls in Pamplona. And you thought he just had too much Ass-Kicking Hot Sauce!

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

Disneyland revenge is sweet.

We don't get it. Does this guy think the other dude's show is tasty?

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.