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Believe in Airbrushing

Believe in Airbrushing

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

 

Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza

Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

 

K-Mart Bacon

K-Mart Bacon

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

 

Britney is Freaked

Britney is Freaked

Guess what, Britney? Kevin's trying to get back together with you! "Oh NOOOOOO!!!"

 

Kevin Federline is Popular

Kevin Federline is Popular

Hurry! Act now, before Kevin's concert gets canceled in your home town!