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Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

 

Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights

Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

 

Wine-zilla Stops Traffic

Wine-zilla Stops Traffic

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.

 

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

 

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

 

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

 

Scientology Punishes Katie!

Scientology Punishes Katie!

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!

 

Back-to-School Condoms

Back-to-School Condoms

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

 

Gas Prices

Gas Prices

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.