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Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Katie Holmes Is A Giant

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

 

Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights

Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

 

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

 

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

 

Scientology Punishes Katie!

Scientology Punishes Katie!

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!