For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

And her "precious" is a nice heaping pile of cocaine.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.