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Chocolate Reign

Chocolate Reign

This is officially the last Tay Zonday joke ever. We swear!

 

Katy Perry Fakes It At Denny's

Katy Perry Fakes It At Denny's

Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.

 

Jessica Simpson Eats Meat

Jessica Simpson Eats Meat

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

 

Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland

Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

 

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

 

Anus' Pollute

Anus' Pollute

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

 

$10,000.00 Tip

$10,000.00 Tip

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

 

Man's Best Friend

Man's Best Friend

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

 

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

 

True Love Exists

True Love Exists

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

 

Metroid Prime

Metroid Prime

How many of you are making the "She can prime my Metroid anytime she wants" joke? Yeah, you enjoy that virginity.

 

Diamonds = Sex

Diamonds = Sex

Puts a whole new spin on the term "Blood Diamonds"… menstruations jokes too tacky?

 

Maggie G is Hideous

Maggie G is Hideous

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

 

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

 

She Went to Rehab

She Went to Rehab

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

 

Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!