OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

 

Kill Boobs

Kill Boobs

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

 

Bonaduce Punchout!

Bonaduce Punchout!

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

 

1,2,3,4,...oh no 5

1,2,3,4,...oh no 5

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

 

Got Pot?

Got Pot?

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

 

Jenna Jameson and the Barbies

Jenna Jameson and the Barbies

Apparently losing enough weight to make you look like a crack-ho inspired Jenna to plump up her face with 5 gallons of collagen. Desperation takes its toll, Jenna....

 

Happy Birthday, Homo

Happy Birthday, Homo

Johnny Knoxville is a funny guy. And a good friend.

 

Rose McGowan is a Homewrecker

Rose McGowan is a Homewrecker

Rose hooked up with Robert Rodriguez during filming of Grindhouse. Rodriguez had been married to his wife for 16 years, and has 5 children with her. Sucks to be you, lady!

 

Rapist Designer

Rapist Designer

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

 

Ass Scope

Ass Scope

When art is combined with the dirty mind of a 5-year-old, amazing things are created.

 

Mario Wedding Cake

Mario Wedding Cake

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

 

Easy Barbie

Easy Barbie

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."