Barack -- not his Momma -- says "Knock You Out"
Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.
Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland
There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.
Jessica Simpson Has Face Whiskers
And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.
Travolta's Magic Hair
John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.
Jessica Simpson Whores Out
Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?
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I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.
Fat Jared Leto
Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.
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