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Barack -- not his Momma -- says "Knock You Out"

Barack -- not his Momma -- says

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

 

Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland

Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

 

Jessica Simpson Has Face Whiskers

Jessica Simpson Has Face Whiskers

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

 

Rambo Death Chart

Rambo Death Chart

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

 

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

 

Travolta's Magic Hair

Travolta's Magic Hair

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

 

Jessica Simpson Whores Out

Jessica Simpson Whores Out

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

 

Anna's Overdose

Anna's Overdose

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

 

Fat Jared Leto

Fat Jared Leto

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

 

Two-Faced Calf

Two-Faced Calf

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

 

Screaming Kid

Screaming Kid

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.